Student way of thinking...

So... less than 2 more weeks to go and then my study period in Belgium is over. Don' t have even time to really think about it, to relax and enjoy this time, because all of us have last projects, presentations, papers, exams and whatsoever one can call them...
Just thought about our "studying style" and attitudes during the university time and I like what I found here:
Ten ways the Bible would be different if university students wrote it:
1) The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning, cold.
2) The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double spaced, with inch-and-a-half margins and written in an oversize font.
3) New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
4) Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it was not cafeteria food.
5) Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's E-mail to abuse@romans.gov
6) Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
7) The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
8) Out go the mules, in come the bikes.
9) Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They did not want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
10) Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all nighter.